something like this
things i like to laugh at and a place for me to talk about how i feel. thats deep stuff homie.
This guy that im trying to sell my dog to just accused me of being some bitch that is ignoring him because he is hearing impaired. ….When have i ever ignored you? Sorry i dont freakin check my email 24 freakin 7. And i looked back at when i “ignored” him and i have never taken more than a day to respond.. dafuq? at least get your shit straight and then come and tell me that im “ignoring” your dumb ass because you are hearing impaired.
how some girls look OOBER different in facebook pictures than in real life.. in real life they look ..well.. not so cute. but then in facebook pictures its like. WA-BAM! a whole nother (is nother a word?…….) chica. its like.. what in the world?? O.O
counselors are supposed to keep the patients information secret and not tell anyone else. am i right? well i talked to a pastor/counselor about a big problem i was having with someone else and i specifically asked him not to tell that person. but what does he do? GOES AND TELLS THAT PERSON. are you being serious right now?.. .. that confidential, bro. he even said “i have a feeling we are going to be friends for a long time:)” and asked for my number and email and everything. ..creep. but, no. i do not think so. we are not going to be friends. have fun with your non confidential life.
guys who are shy. be the guy who goes for what they want. if there is a pretty girl in front of you, be the one that says so without being the dirt bag. don’t be those mexican boys saying “hey mamyy!!” and whistle .. dont be afraid to make a damn move! if you get shot down, you get shot down. no big. now go and chase the next beautiful lady:)
cameron- “yea, hes a fuckin MO-ron”
lady- “learning is fun-tastic”
cameron- “..whatd you say to me?”
hahahahahah
